How HOUSEWIVES should adjust their living standards in todays sinking economy..

we have gotten several e-mails from men asking us to help them train their wives on becoming frugal in today’s tough economy. Some men begged us to publicize the fact that they are having a hard time making ends meet, due to their wives irresponsible spending habits.
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First a man has to be wise. You must train your wife on how to live. A man is the king of his house and so needs to be in control. First a man must keep out all advertising brochures from high end department stores from entering his home. The way to do that is to be the one who checks the mail each day.Any glossy advertisement magazines should be dumped in the garbage but not in your own. It must be dumped somewhere else so that the wife does not see it and accuse the husband of taking her magazines. Another way is to call the number on the magazine to continue their mailings. Second step is to monitor your wife’s friends. If they are golddigers, show them away. How? You must create conflict between these negative friends and your wife. Have the golddiger friends who makes plans with your wife and then whisk your wife away to an overnight trip, spoiling the golddigers plan. After sever such attempts the golddiger will move on and find other victims to latch onto. 
Too many people today are busy impressing their neighbors. Forget about them. Smart rich people have a modest looking home from the outside but invest big bucks in their bedrooms and private bathrooms that the public is off limits to. There are wealthy orthodox Jews who drive Bentleys but have redesigned the outside to look like a cheap car. They get the smooth ride and no one suspects they are driving a high end car. A man must control what his wife reads. All trashy idiotic star magazines should be avoided. Too many simple minded women become bulimic because they want to emulate the trashy movie stars and endanger their health. Allow only kosher magazines into your home like MISHPOCHA,AMI,BINA Avoid all goyish music. If you find one break it and dump it down your corner sewer. Women who’s cloths seem to get shorter should be gotten rid of it , . Always get your wife a gift like jewelry or a card when you throw out her immodest outfits. Don’t tell her just change her mood with a gift. Act happy. If you are lucky to get a wife who is a bbalas tsuvah and was a formerly reform or conservative background, organize a BBQ. Invite all her fellow Baalas Tsuvah friends and let them all burn their old immodest cloths,music tapes,secular novels, and movie tapes. It will give each one a sense of accomplishment. It is also good to invite ex yoelis who are seeking to become modern.Let them see how former secular Jews think of the outside secular world. or start visiting the sick in the hospital you will see what life is all about, If you have more ideas please email us.